Happy Birthday, Chinchin!!!

Monsters are born, so yes, they have birthdays too.
Today, 27 years ago, it was that of the specimen depicted in the picture: Chinedu aka Oga Chinkoloko aka Mr. Chinese-Eyes!

And I shall have a cake and a Viennese melange on the monster’s behalf (pls transfer £9.50 to my account for that purpose! thanks).

Anywhoooooo.. I want to keep this post brief, as I know this will make you feel both appreciated and super uncomfortable LOL *shrug*

I wish you all the best today and always, my dearest of all monsters.
May the Good Lord continue to keep and protect you.
May He bless the work of your hands and cause you to find favour wherever you go and in all you lay your hands on to do.
I pray you find peace, joy, fulfilment and contentment all the days of your life.
May you live to enjoy the fruit of your labour,
always have enough money to take me out for dinners (because I desire it),
time and desire (!!) to take me on a shopping sprees (for no particular reason),
and suffer the ordeal of having to watch me get married to a man who will love and cherish and appreciate and always hug and kiss and spoil me (as payback) LoL

Ok, jokes aside.. I love you and I wish you all the best!

May we continue to be friends, even as we have for 2- 11 years (is it now? *two can play that game*dropkicks*), and be there to make each other laugh and cry. Happy Birthday!!!!!

MwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahZz (˘⌣˘)ε˘`)


6 Comments Add yours

  1. Tyo says:

    Here we have him: your love, the (in)famous heartbreaker!
    Well, happy birthday to him.
    Wish him all the best!

    1. DeMorrieaux says:

      lol! How very kind of you.. 🙂

  2. FutureHusband says:

    He sounds like a most intriguing character! Not at all a heartbreaker, I wish I had his washboard abs and incredibly taut behind.

    Oh well, happy birthday to him! I’m sure he appreciated you taking the time to do a write up, it probably made his day a little bit, and reminded him of how lucky he is to call you a friend having known you for 9 – 150 months.

    Also, re: your “Future Husband” post, do people still use the word “Moist”?? Made the entire thing sound like a treatise on soft porn tbh. A brilliantly written one 😉


    1. DeMorrieaux says:


      Chinedu, you’re a psychOpathhhhhhh!!! *smh*

      Happy birthday still 😀

      Btw: That “name” should be changed!! -___-
      Not funny! *dropkicks*

  3. FP says:

    I’m so late
    Just read this and love it
    Super funny
    You’re both characters

    1. DeMorrieaux says:

      Lol don’t mind him! Hehehehe

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